T-Shirt — “No, I’m Not Taking a Selfie. I’m Just Engaging My Long-Range Optics.” Graphic Tee
White / S
$48.99
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This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee brings dry humor and vintage sketch art together in a soft, broken-in shirt that feels lived-in from day one. The front features a hand-drawn-style illustration of a man in an armchair holding up a camera with the caption: “No, I’m not taking a selfie. I’m just engaging my long-range optics.” The heavyweight cotton and garment-dyed finish give the print a classic, slightly muted look that ages beautifully. Wear it on casual days at the range, on road trips, or when you want to make friends laugh at a backyard gathering. The roomy cut and sturdy stitching mean it stays comfortable through hours of wear, while the wide color palette lets you choose a shade that fits your everyday wardrobe.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Available S–4XL (select partners) with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
T-Shirt — “No, I’m Not Taking a Selfie. I’m Just Engaging My Long-Range Optics.” Graphic Tee
$48.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Available S–4XL (select partners) with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Made to order — check the size guide Each item is printed just for you, so please size carefully before buying.
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